Derelicts of Dialect

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Bienvenidos al Angry Thursdays (Vol. II)

You know the drill.

1. People who stand on the stairs down to the subway, talking on the phone - Next time, I'm pushing you, I swear to God. It's rush hour, there's huge lines of people going both directions, there's an old lady trying to wriggle herself around you, some family with a baby stroller, and me. And yet you stand there, smoking or talking on your phone. I don't get it. You have to try to be this big of an asshole.

2. Germs - I have a cold. And I hate you.

3. Christina Aguilera - Well. I happened to see your performance on the Grammys with Herbie Hancock. And it takes quite a bit to fuck up a performance involving Herbie Hancock, as he is that good. Especially when you're covering a track by the genius Donny Hathaway. But your oversinging ass still managed to. Having a big voice doesn't make you a singer...and complaining constantly doesn't make me a hater.

4. The Administration - Goes without saying, pretty standard.

5. Whoever made Yankees hats cost $30 - Sure it's a fitted, 7 1/4 brand new yanks cap. But did I really need to pay 30 beans for that shit? It's absurd...although I should be mad at myself for paying for it.

Anyway, that's the memo. Stay tuned for more stuff in the next few days. I'll be out of town for a couple, but I might post from where I'm at, and Jon should be posting. Early next week we're going to have some interesting reading material from Icc, commenting on some of the major court cases transpiring these days. Slow and easy, that's the way to do it.

Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen
- J. Murdertastic

1 Comments:

At 1:10 PM, Blogger Bennie Penny said...

C. Aguilera's performance was indeed fucked up - but I'd still hit that!

 

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