Derelicts of Dialect

Thursday, February 02, 2006

In Lieu of the Angry Thursdays Volume II...

Today has actually been full of good news...so I just don't have it in me to hit you with a whole bunch of righteous indignation...and god knows I really could do that (domestic spying, Henry Cuellar, etc). So instead, I am going to give you two things I have really enjoyed as of late.

1. President Evo Morales of Bolivia. This man rules. Populist, leftist, representing the indigenous people of Bolivia, the workers and the farmers. And he can rock a Cosby Sweater like nobody's business. Here's to El Presidente, kick ass and take names.

















2. Snakes on the Plane - If you've made it this far, you will be rewarded. Evidently, Samuel Jackson will star in a film titled, "Snakes on a Plane." Yeah, I said it. Look, it's here. Evidently, it is not being billed as a comedy. I'm thinking Oscar. Basically, the film is critic-proof. I mean, how can you attack a movie like this? Were there snakes? Was there a plane? Then, I think the film accomplished its mission. People of earth, we have hit a new low. A new low...of awesome.













Yes, that is Keenan Thompson. Yes, that is a real picture from the movie.


Do me a favor, listen to some Prince this evening. It'll make your world far more tremendous.

Bitches stabbing bitches,
JC

1 Comments:

At 9:02 AM, Anonymous Meg said...

Warning: Toxic amounts of ass-kissery to follow.

I love your writing. Keep up the great work :)

 

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